Luckily Brian and Kathy are "transplants".
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These Tennessee boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given
only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, women, pickups, Hawgs, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday.
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.........if you only knew how true this is.
hahahhahahahahh !!!! Come on Dale you could have changed it to West Virginia. Just kidding.
Hey Dale -
I was born and raised where Brian and I are living now. You have no idea how true this is!!!
We see people every weekend at Wal-Mart who would jump at the chance to volunteer for the USRSF!!!!
Hope you all are doing well. Tell everyone hello for us.
Love to you all - Kathy
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