ok guys....
my life consists of work...
i'm sure your lives are mucho más interesar than mine...
so don't be afraid of the internet...it won't bite...
the fridge needs new magnets and i could use something funny to read when i get home at 2 AM! so let's jump on the bandwagon!
YEEHAW!!
nope...guess not....i just can't pull that word off without making myself look like a hick....
-Z
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Zach,
You forgot that the plural of "y'all" is "all'y'all"!!
Dad
Hey I posted this week it's a start :) The jokes will start next week.
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No..not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Some elephant jokes
How do you get down off an elephants back? Duh you don't you get down off a ducks back!!
How do you get out of an elephants trunk? You raise your hand until you get picked.
How do you get out of an elephants stomach? You run around until your all pooped out!
I know they don't compare to Nates's blonde joke bet heh.
~Russ
wow...those were great lol...i always love a good blonde joke...
Speaking of blonde jokes............
A brunette, red head and a blonde are driving trough the desert when their car breaks down.
The brunette suggests each of them take a piece of the car to help them survive the desert.
The brunette takes the hood to provide shade. The red head seeing the logic in this decides to take the lid to the trunk. The blonde decides to take one of the doors. The brunette and red head couldn't see any benefit it this so they decided to ask the blonde why she was taking the door. She looked at them as though they were both crazy and said "I'm taking the door so if I get hot I can roll down the window"
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