I'VE DECIDED I'M TIRED OF HAVING THE ONLY BIRTHDAY IN FEBRUARY!!!

That being said, Cindy, you're just going to have to make a baby in May.
Nate, you'd better write this down. And Cindy..........don't be early!
Got it?.............Good!

Now that we've got that behind us I thought I'd tell you how my first day of school was.
Well, I have a communications and a writing class, typical for somebody just starting college because you need to learn to communicate and write like they want you to it college.
The first class went of without a hitch. The instructor put their information on the website, we responded to it and all is well.
The second class, now that's another story.
I still haven't seen any sign of my instructor. I called my academic advisor and they said they had never known this to happen before. He put me on hold. After a short time came back, let me know they'll have a new instructor assigned as soon as they can but to keep posting my assignments as listed in the syllabus. Great, right? Hopefully the next person will be a little better than this one.
Just think, this time next year they'll give me a piece of paper that tells me I'm smart. About 18 months after that they'll give me one that tells me I'm even smart enough to deserve a pay raise and tell a few people what to do. If I'm still motivated at that point I'll keep going and about 18 months later they'll give me a piece of paper telling me I'm smart enough to get an even bigger raise and tell even more people what to do. I see a vicious cycle here.